A Very Gross Weekend

Good Morning! I have already had a cup of coffee this morning so I am rarin' to go! 

**I want to give a disclaimer before you keep reading. I am about to tell a really gross story. Like gross enough that you need to be sitting down and not eating anything.**

It was Sunday morning and I actually got to sleep in a little bit. Sunday was my only day off this past week. I woke up feeling great in my brand new 1600 thread count sheets. As with every morning, one of the first things I do when I wake up is take the dogs out. So, I bundled up and we headed out. Sandler was acting really strange. It was like he was trying to poop but couldn't. He kept reaching his head around biting at his butt. This has happened before... usually when he eats something weird and has a difficult time passing it. Up until Sunday morning the nastiest thing I have ever found in his poop was big chunks of a blanket. Anyway, He was really struggling so in true doggie mom fashion I decided to take a look. I put the poop bag over my hand and noticed something weird trying to come out. I began to pull... and pull... and pull.

You know what it was? A condom. My dog ate a condom out of our trash can. 

Honestly my first thought was "OMG how in the hell did this not block his windpipe and choke him to death?!" Then my second thought was "get your nasty ass in here and let me brush your teeth." I mean really?! How disgusting is that? I took a picture of the item but will spare you all from having to view it.

Who? Me??

So then, I went over to my BFF's house and held her new grandbaby. Low and behold that little stinker peed all over me!! 

He is unbelievably cute so I let it slide...

Now, if I haven't completely chased you away from my blog I want to share a smoothie recipe I created yesterday!

Sarah's Tropical Smoothie

8 oz. skim milk

1 cup frozen tropical blend fruit (I used mango, pineapple, and strawberries; Kroger had a package of frozen fruit called "tropical blend")

1 frozen banana

2 tbs. fresh coconut

1/8 tsp. vanilla extract

Stick all that stuff in the blender and blend away! Mine got a little thick from all of the fruit so you may need to add a little more milk. I like my smoothies really thick... I have these huge milkshake straws that I drink them with. This smoothie filled my 24 oz. Tervis Tumbler and the entire thing was only 3 WW points+! Holla! I love using frozen fruit because then you don't have to use ice which waters the flavors down. Here is the final product:

I hope you all have a wonderful Monday!